Dear bossman,
I hate your fucking guts.
With love,
Pissed off employee.

I’m not a very interesting person. I don’t do very many interesting things and I haven’t very many interesting stories to tell. I’m trying to change all of this, though. I’d like to be interesting.

I just don’t know where to start.

And then I become very overwhelmed.

And anxious.

And eventually depressed because no matter which direction I take or how very hard that I try, I always tend to end up in the very same place that I started.

And then I feel very much like giving up.

And then I do.

And then I meet someone.

Someone wonderful and interesting. 

Someone very much like the person I’d like to be.

Only I’ve got nothing to offer them.

Just a lot of mistakes, and mistrials, and bore.

Nothing at all what an interesting person would be interested in.

imthepizzaman:

wheresmypencildammit:

oncelerswaifu:

kiango:

voluptuousrandy:

two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

omg

thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read

lawd bless dis

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