"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
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if you take the ‘k’ out of kim possible it’s just impossible as in it’s IMPOSSIBLE that she hasn’t yet realized that she needs a bra
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there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard